Laundry Romantic Pillows

Romance over the Ironing

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Moses separating his Laundry.

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

The Missing Sock Returns

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

When laundry ruled the waves.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

A man washing a mascot costume

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Dreams I have had...

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Caw blimey!'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

Santa's wash day.

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"