Hanging up the husband
Laundry King T-Shirts
Dress the Laundry King in a witty t-shirt that proclaims their laundry prowess. Perfect for casual days and laundry nights, these shirts combine humor with comfort.
"Let me guess, your wife's out of town?"
"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."
Domestic Superheroes!!
Moses separating his Laundry.
"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."
The Missing Sock Returns
Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.
When laundry ruled the waves.
"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"
"Drunk, yet orderly"
"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'
'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'
A man washing a mascot costume
Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.
"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."
The wooden clothes horse of Troy.
"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"
"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."
"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."
Dreams I have had...
"This is your new solar powered dryer?"
"So that's where all the socks ended up!"
'Caw blimey!'
Cat mistakes bars for toilets.
"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"
"Wait, you never wash your cape?"
"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."
Santa's wash day.
Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).
"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."
Fashion Update Dryer Sheets
"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"
'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'
"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."
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