'Bernie,when you hang your waders up to dry you are supposed to get out of them first.'
Laundry Hater Mugs
Brighten their laundry routine with a mug that’s as humorous as it is relatable. Perfect for those who suffer through laundry day, our funny mugs make their morning coffee a little more cheerful.
Moses separating his Laundry.
The Missing Sock Returns
"Drunk, yet orderly"
"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."
"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."
The wooden clothes horse of Troy.
"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."
Dreams I have had...
Cat mistakes bars for toilets.
"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."
'Caw blimey!'
"This is your new solar powered dryer?"
"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"
"Wait, you never wash your cape?"
"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."
Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).
Santa's wash day.
Fashion Update Dryer Sheets
"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."
'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'
'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'
'Sorting the laundry is hell.'
"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"
"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"
"I'm making him take a spin class."
"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"
"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."
'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'
Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.
"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"
The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".
Superman's laundry
Giraffe holding up the washing line.
"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."
Laundry Hater Mugs Collection
Laundry Hater Pillows
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Laundry Hater Prints
Browse our witty prints that celebrate the laundry hater in all of us—ideal for decorating and inspiring humor in any space.
Laundry Hater T-Shirts
Discover our hilarious t-shirts for laundry skeptics—great for casual wear and sparking laughs wherever they go.