Laundress Pillows

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

When laundry ruled the waves.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

A man washing a mascot costume

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Dreams I have had...

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

'Caw blimey!'

Santa's wash day.

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."