Laundress Pillows

No caption (A tightrope walker and a woman carrying a laundry basket walk across a tightrope. There are clothes hanging from the tightrope as though it were a clothesline).

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Moses separating his Laundry.

The Missing Sock Returns

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

When laundry ruled the waves.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

A man washing a mascot costume

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Dreams I have had...

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Caw blimey!'

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

Santa's wash day.

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"