Launching Software T-Shirts

Open Source.

' A good idea '

Pipe Dream.

Create some buzz!

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Networking

Bright Idea

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Opening the door to new customers

Boom

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

At the suit makers

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

'Superstock'

"I love fast break business success."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

Mountain Tops Incorporated

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

'Let me present today's speaker.'

"I think we should immediately launch this program before our rational thinking sets in."

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

'This is a very dysfunctional company. No one will talk aboaut about the elephant in the boardroom!'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

"I built this business from the ground up."

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

Rats leave a launching ship.

Success

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."