Launching A Patent Pillows

Helga was keen to take out a patent on her novel design for a new means of child conveyance!

' A good idea '

Pipe Dream.

Create some buzz!

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

Opening the door to new customers

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

'Superstock'

Otto the SmartyCar!

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

S.S.dot.com

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

"I think we should immediately launch this program before our rational thinking sets in."

"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'."

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

Woman out on limb

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

Start up

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

Business plan.

Your start-up team

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."