Launching A New Brand Pillows

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Create some buzz!

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Networking

Target your customer.

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Opening the door to new customers

At the suit makers

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

Otto the SmartyCar!

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

'Superstock'

"I love fast break business success."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

Mountain Tops Incorporated

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"I think we should immediately launch this program before our rational thinking sets in."

'Let me present today's speaker.'

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

'This is a very dysfunctional company. No one will talk aboaut about the elephant in the boardroom!'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

Business Builders

Success

"I built this business from the ground up."

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."