Laughter-in-disorder T-Shirts

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Get crazy once in a while

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Magic Tricks

"Turn your head and cough."

Pandora's Change Purse...

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

Inkwell Genie.

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

'You're getting older... it's a common complaint.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"You taught me to laugh again!"

'I have here a virus so deadly it could destroy the world...Oh, darn that cat!'

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

"Hey, who wants to hear a great single-malt story."

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

Jokes machine.

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"