Laughter Connoisseur Prints

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"The dogs agree: Your husband has a most distinctive laugh."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

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'He likes to power nap.'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Night of the Latkes

Farm Humor.

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Happy Hour

The Trojan Beagle.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Emergency Phone.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'