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'Yes, Millard, the kids all did -- but the cat is never going to grow up and move out!'

The practical psychopath

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

Mog The Week

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Meow Power Demolition team.

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

Why cat yoga classes don't work

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

How cats see their home

"He's very finicky."

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

'Who are you and what do you want?'

'…and remember, son - every now and then, refuse to eat your dinner no matter how good it looks or how hungry you are. It drives the dumb humans crazy!'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

Zen Kitten

"The meaning of life is cats."

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

'She's killing me with kindness!'

How to scare cats.

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

''No' means, 'Don't do that while I'm in the room.''