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Lost Biker.

"I need to tinkle."

A mum trying to dry an excited child

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'My 'harrumphs' are losing their volume.'

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

Emotional Incontinence - Emotional Illiteracy

"He still isn't paper trained, but I got him rug trained."

'Your extensive anxiety condition was brought about by worrying about a national health plan.'

worrying letters

'Oh dear.'

"When water turns into ice, which of its physical properties increases?"

"He's having a bad hare day."

"And so now I'm supposed to be the faithful companion who goes for help?"

"I'll take the bottom bunk."

"Keep calm woman - you're making him nervous."

'Actually, the pain is just nature's way of keeping you humble.'

'The good news is your ailment is named after me, the bad news is there is no cure,'

"Are you sure this is what the man who attacked you looked like?"

"We got knocked back on flood insurance they claim it was an act of God."

"The most painful thing about the breakup was the tattoo removal."

'I hope you haven't been picking at it.'

'Come, come, Mr Walker...it's only an inspection.'

"Of course - as a private patient you'd get little extras-like anaesthetic..."

New Graduate: Entering real life.

REcalculating...

"Ok Mr. Mosley, before we go, would you fill in these forms and complete the questionnaire - not forgetting to leave feedback regarding your judgement-day experience. . ."