Laughing Stock Of The Table Mugs

"I just found something else I won't eat."

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Snowprov

"This stool shall pass."

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Hypnotoon

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

'Nana!'

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

"You came up in therapy today."

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

"What fly?"

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

The serious corporation

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

A therapist reads to his patient from a joke book.

MD. We fixed your leg. It