Laughing Prospector Prints

Metal detector finds another metal detector.

Deer Season Open.

A word from James Cameron. . .

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have troubles with those in the back yard.'

"Grandma is included in the purchase price."

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

How to find gold.

I rhyme today for I feel great cheer. Listen up, people. I am truly moved. The greatest three words a man can hear. You are pre-approved! Hail the bard of the home-loan sonnet.

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

'I didn't ask you to help me when it was $90 an ounce, and I didn't ask you to help me when it was $110 an ounce. But when it's $400 an ounce...'

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

I.R.S spying on a gold prospector.

"Fossil, shmossil - we want gold."

'Just bring us whatever's scurrying around the kitchen floor.'

'Uh-oh.'

'Hey, my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'Watch out for falling archers.'

'It's Fanshaw, I tell you. I'd recognise that silly grin anywhere.'

Photographer trying to encourage his subject to put on a less dreary face

Skip Hire

"This here's where we mine for gold. If it's data yer lookin' fer, you best be mining over yonder."

'Las Vegas? It's 70 years that way.'

"That's old Zeke. But that's old Zeke's little donkey with him."

'She's flat broke hoping to become flat rich!'

No carbon footprints beyond this point - "Whatever!"

"Worst. . . timeshare. . . ever."

Well that explains the steering problems I've been experiencing for the past two miles...

This Exit - Scenic View.

'Ooh...Yummy!....Fajitas!!'

'Well sir its all relative, it is closer to the ground than the one above.'