Laughing Prospector Prints

Metal detector finds another metal detector.

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have troubles with those in the back yard.'

"Grandma is included in the purchase price."

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

How to find gold.

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

'I didn't ask you to help me when it was $90 an ounce, and I didn't ask you to help me when it was $110 an ounce. But when it's $400 an ounce...'

'Just bring us whatever's scurrying around the kitchen floor.'

I.R.S spying on a gold prospector.

"Fossil, shmossil - we want gold."

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

'Uh-oh.'

'Watch out for falling archers.'

'It's Fanshaw, I tell you. I'd recognise that silly grin anywhere.'

'Hey, my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Photographer trying to encourage his subject to put on a less dreary face

Skip Hire

"That's old Zeke. But that's old Zeke's little donkey with him."

'She's flat broke hoping to become flat rich!'

'Las Vegas? It's 70 years that way.'

No carbon footprints beyond this point - "Whatever!"

Well that explains the steering problems I've been experiencing for the past two miles...

This Exit - Scenic View.

"Worst. . . timeshare. . . ever."

'Ooh...Yummy!....Fajitas!!'

'Well sir its all relative, it is closer to the ground than the one above.'

'It was owned by a doctor? Doctor Livingstone,I presume!'