Laughing Luthiers Pillows

Caution Dulcimer

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Luthier

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

'You're right...these are your hormone pills. Thank goodness we noticed before anything serious happened.'

"Would you describe the pain everyone else causes you as dull and throbbing or sharp like a knife?"

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

A bow eating 'Rosin Bran'

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

"Please, Daddy. I don't want to learn to use a computer. I want to learn to play the violin."

Cracked Quacks Strip: Cosmetic surgeon mix up.

Matthew Perry.

"Open mike night"

Laugh break

"Malcolm W. Dunlap, violin repairs. Malcolm, we are so pleased to see you."

'He's lost his voice...'

"Even after all these years, you can still make me laughso hard I pee my pants...of course, I dod that when I sneeze, too!"

'...and that concludes the emergency procedures. Since we have a few minutes before take-off, how many of you are familiar with 'Amway'?'

"We're going to have to erase your search history."

'Sorry about the economy, but I never was very good at story problems.'

Violin Maker

Old Mother Hubbard, Went to the Cupboard...'Now what did I come here for?'

"But enough about me..."

'He'll not be writing any more quick-fire gags now he's crawling along at that speed, eh, Ern?'

'Who's there?'