Laughing At Life's Changes Prints

Missing my hair.

"I need to tinkle."

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"Just accept it, Frank. You're a bald eagle."

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

'My 'harrumphs' are losing their volume.'

Emotional Incontinence - Emotional Illiteracy

'I'll have to reschedule your appointment -- the doctor had an attack of squeamishness.'

'Your extensive anxiety condition was brought about by worrying about a national health plan.'

'Oh dear.'

Bad sea-legs

"When water turns into ice, which of its physical properties increases?"

"So you turned off the power, huh?"

'These shooting sticks are not very comfortable!'

'I'd like to try some coffins.' - 'Let me show you our standard size.' - 'It feels a bit tight around the waist.' - 'How are you looking to die?' - 'I don't know, really.' - 'I'd recommend a wasting disease.' -

"And so now I'm supposed to be the faithful companion who goes for help?"

'The good news is your ailment is named after me, the bad news is there is no cure,'

General Dentistry.

"Are you sure this is what the man who attacked you looked like?"

"The most painful thing about the breakup was the tattoo removal."

'I hope you haven't been picking at it.'

"Of course - as a private patient you'd get little extras-like anaesthetic..."

'Was that you who screamed?' - 'No, the dentist.'

New Graduate: Entering real life.

REcalculating...