Laughing At Life's Blunders Mugs

"So you turned off the power, huh?"

"I need to tinkle."

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

Missing my hair.

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'My 'harrumphs' are losing their volume.'

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."

Emotional Incontinence - Emotional Illiteracy

'Your extensive anxiety condition was brought about by worrying about a national health plan.'

'I'll have to reschedule your appointment -- the doctor had an attack of squeamishness.'

'Oh dear.'

Bad sea-legs

"When water turns into ice, which of its physical properties increases?"

"And so now I'm supposed to be the faithful companion who goes for help?"

'These shooting sticks are not very comfortable!'

'I'd like to try some coffins.' - 'Let me show you our standard size.' - 'It feels a bit tight around the waist.' - 'How are you looking to die?' - 'I don't know, really.' - 'I'd recommend a wasting disease.' -

"He's always like this on a Monday morning"

Frog gets the Fly. Ouch

General Dentistry.

"Are you sure this is what the man who attacked you looked like?"

"The most painful thing about the breakup was the tattoo removal."

'I hope you haven't been picking at it.'

New Graduate: Entering real life.

'Was that you who screamed?' - 'No, the dentist.'

REcalculating...

"Ok Mr. Mosley, before we go, would you fill in these forms and complete the questionnaire - not forgetting to leave feedback regarding your judgement-day experience. . ."