Laugh-loving Swimmer Mugs

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

Hot dog.

I don't care if you hate that word – I'm hangry.

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Pool lovers

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

"Hey buddy move over! This is the fast lane!"

I don't care if it's a better workout, I'm not wearing ankle weights.

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

Take-A-Break

'Synchronised swimming.'

Non-Smoking and Non-Urinating End at Swimming Pool

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

Ski Lift

'Hester had done the triple dozens of times in his mind. Now, however...'

Myrtle learns a fatal lesson about swimming during a certain time of the month.

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

Move it, pal. You're in the lap lane.

Only eighty-six more days till summer!

Gym. Looks like you had a great workout! I just walked in from the parking lot!

"Down the end and second on your left."

"My fitness tracker has 3 motivation modes: gentle scolding, threats, and electroshock."

I told you skinnydipping was a bad idea.

'Your Bill is crooked.'

"Yeah, I know I'm diving at the shallow end."

"If you'd like to see more of me, take me swimming tomorrow."

Speedo, Inc. Department of too-much-information, may I help you?...

'Synchronised swimming,'

'All I really wanted was a swim!'

'Hey babe, do you swim here often?'