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Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

Frontispiece for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

Carpe diem

"So what's your success rate?"

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

Butterfly Woman

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

'Your efforts, and the little Latin quotes you drop into your email, have not gone unrecognized.'

'Consummatum est.'

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

I love Classics.

'Someone ought to tell Rapunzel about a good dandruff shampoo.'

"There's actually nothing wrong with you but I can write out something in Latin to show your boss."