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"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

'The Burrito King.'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

Holy Guacamole.

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

Carpe diem

Graduating Zumba Cum Laude

'Consummatum est.'

'Your efforts, and the little Latin quotes you drop into your email, have not gone unrecognized.'

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

'What? This is still a dead language, right?'

"I'm a burrito but hate that everybody treats me like a quesadilla."

I love Classics.

"Baldo, negative stereotypes that insult people serve no purpose! What people really want is thoughtful, family-oriented material."

"There's actually nothing wrong with you but I can write out something in Latin to show your boss."

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

Wordplay: Verbs.

Monstrosa Impressus

I made Guacamole.

"Why study Latin? I guess so we'll know what Super Bowl game we're watching."

Breaking Bad News; doctor to patient - 'OK; now does anyone know the Latin word for crab?'

'I fear Pig Latin is a dead language.'

"Come out of your shell and let's taco 'bout your diet."

"In Mexico and El Salvador, they call cake 'pastel.' Colombians and Argentines call it a 'torta.' Puerto Ricans and 'Domicans call it 'bizcocho.' And Cubans call it 'keik.'"

Venezuela

"Maastrichtian foraminifera dinosteranes, hmm? Well, that's easy for you to say."

"Yes, it's a Latin word for your 'guess is as good as mine'."

Important dates in Latino history: Four years ago, lowrider cars changed history.