Lateness Lover Prints

'Please excuse Josh's tardiness. The American academy of pediatrics has recommended a later start to the school day for teens.'

37 years in the same position.

Night of the Latkes

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

Coffee shop

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"Devi's brew?"

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

National Coffee Day

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

Running Latte

'You've had enough.'

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

"Scientists have extended the life of the fruit fly."

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

'Long term I want to enhance my leadership skills and ascend the corporate ladder. Short term I want a mocha latte.'

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."