Lateness Lover Prints

'Please excuse Josh's tardiness. The American academy of pediatrics has recommended a later start to the school day for teens.'

37 years in the same position.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

Night of the Latkes

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Coffee shop

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

"Devi's brew?"

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

National Coffee Day

Running Latte

'You've had enough.'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

"Scientists have extended the life of the fruit fly."

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

If you can't afford the milk you drink, there are options. I can put you on a payment plan. Minimal APR since you're such a valued customer. Valued?! You hardly treat me like I'm valued, you miser! YOU TREAT ME WITH CONTEMPT! Good point. Maximum APR, then.

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

Star Trek-the Older Generation. . .

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

'Long term I want to enhance my leadership skills and ascend the corporate ladder. Short term I want a mocha latte.'

"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."