Last Minute Enthusiast Mugs

Do you have to do everything at the last minute?

Packaging Russian Dolls

Welcome to the Team

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Taking to the sky...

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

You're my Statue of Liberty

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

'I'll do half of it.'

David Letterman

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. It seems no price is too high for the helium atom - it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a whit

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

Internet Name Tags.

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

Driverless Car

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

'7 new planets discovered like Earth..' 'When do we leave?'

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."