Lasso Enthusiast Mugs

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"Cripes! I keep forgetting I work from home now."

Learner Riders

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

YOLO vs YODO

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Kid tries to lasso a cat

Lasso

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"I'm going in."

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

Punch Initials - O

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

Custer's Last Rollo

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

Gaetano Donizetti

Forza Italia!

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

"YOLO."

'Fishing's not a whole lot different than being a cowboy.'

'Don't say I never buy you anything.'

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

Corn Silo / Wheat Silo / Missile Silo

'I must be going. Shawn is getting restless.'

Death in Venice

"YOLO, baby. YOLO."

"YOL 9Lives."