Laser Treatment Specialist Prints

"There's a tattoo here that wants to have its person removed."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

Sew on a sequin!

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'Well, you're not blind, but have you ever considered laser eye surgery?'

'Marvelous Makeovers. Hair by Debby, Nails by Fawn, Laser surgery by Dora.'

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

Acupuncture.

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

'I told you this house was too near the nuclear reactor. My G-gnome's already been damaged.'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

John's Laser Shop and Eye Patches 4 U Shops

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

"Jessica could you call Tech Support and ask when the lazer was last calibrated please?"

'Well, yes, sometimes there can be side effects to laser eye surgery!'

"I am trying to pay attention to you, but your little brother keeps distracting me with a laser pointer."

High School Science Project Competition

"The interrogation was brutal, but the bright lights really helped relieve my seasonal affective disorder."

"Come on, what's Christmas without special effects?"

Laser Beam Playing Record.

"It's for my depression. Go get your own."

"For a laser technician, you're not very focused."

'Maybe you should replace the super plantinum-iridium-cadmium batteries in your laser pointer with ordinary alkaline batteries.'

"Of course, you've got to expect some side effects with Eye Laser Treatment."

The class was unusually quiet. Gribbins fingered his cane and coughed just once. Chalk-dust or asthma, nobody could tell. What was left of Jimmy Worthington sizzled quietly on the floor in front of the excimer laser...

'... and don't tell anyone you work in the nuclear industry.'