Laser Pointer Collector Mugs

"Is that your answer to everything? 'Chase the dot?'"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

Bingo night.

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Online Shopping.

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

'Big advantage!!'

'I'm sure you'll find having a crossword will help your marriage.'

"I'm not buying it."

I see he switched to the energy-efficient saber.

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

'With my frequent flyer miles I was able to get a seat upgrade from the luggage compartment.'

Funky Facts:Schools.

'Krista, please bring me a few sharpened pencils and some lucrative business.'

New Belief Systems

An H pencil landing on top of an art gallery.

The Chrysler Buildinger

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

"Tab! Control yourself! For God's sake just look away!"

"I mostly rely on a collection of weird tips I've found on the internet."

"One good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know when to cringe."

"One day I was Mr. Write. Then, she wrote me off, and told me I was no longer #1 in her life, and that I was dull and pointless."

'Sir, sprinkle a little graphite on your cereal every morning... it'll put lead in your pencil.'

"Hey, if you have to ask, you can't afford them."

'My wife's left me for a man with more Nectar points...'

"I am trying to pay attention to you, but your little brother keeps distracting me with a laser pointer."

"The Brexit windfall didn't QUITE cover the cost of the promised massive investment in social care, but we did scrape together enough for a new pencil sharpener!"

'Yes, Mr. Payton, I told everyone to bring a ball to class. But did I really need to go into specific detail?'

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

"We'd never get these little dogies to Tucson without a laser pointer."

"I was only flirting to get..."