Las Vegas Lover Prints

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

The only machine in Vegas that pays out.

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Advert for 'dividend tax cut' spending spree in Las Vegas.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas (except for political debates & speeches).

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

Las Vegas: Note - Our menus have changed. We now cater to vegans.

Hail Mary investment fund

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'I thought you could count cards.' - 'I did count them. There were 52 in each deck.'

'What happens in Vegas often ends up here.'

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

'He says the goat ate his blackjack.'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Casino

'Hey, I'm having a pretty good streak here--how about you guys?'

"What happens on earth stays on earth, right, sir?"

Wecome signs 'Las Vegas, please leave your good taste at front desk'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Sloaney Pony.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Wifi in Hell

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Mr Metrosexual.

Bryan Ferry