Las Vegas Adventurer Pillows

'It's my money management system.'

Dice Cubes

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"It's going to be one of those days."

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

Lizard Amusement Park

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

tnl of lv

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'

Son burying his dad in sand

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

Riding the statue.

Thames Pizza

"Take us to your pickleball courts."