Large Families Fan Mugs

'Here's a picture of the Brown's 300 children.

My First Camera

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Grounded

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

'Hey, wait a minute!'

Freak Family.

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

Going to the pub with kids...

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

'Ready? Everybody freeze...'

"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"

"Down in front!"

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

'Do you remember when we agreed to keep trying until we got a boy? Well, I've been thinking...'

"Can I have a pony?"

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

'Should I have a baby after 35?' 'Isn't 35 children enough?'

"Relax, everybody. It's no one we knew."

"Why do I always get stuck at the Kids' Round Table?"

President, first lady and mischievous first lad.

'I think I've just been touched by the ‘feel-good' movie of the year.'

Biting Zoo

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

No longer a child, Maureen is excited to experience her first holiday dinner at the big table.