Language Philosopher Prints

Deconstructionist girlfriend

A Puppet Named Juan

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Thru versus Through Traffic

I will study my speling words...

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Ban on Free Speech

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Humans...What is their purpose?

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Historical memory is on life support.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

A Copy Editor and His Dog

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"