Language And Speech Enthusiast Mugs

Speech Impediment Cow

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Inclusive speech

What's normal?

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

The Family Joules: Part 21

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

Changing Minds

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

The Gettysburg Address in process.

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"It lost a little something in translation."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

MLK

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."