Language Amateur Mugs

'There's no easy way to say this... IDIOSYNCRASY.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

The Family Joules: Part 21

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"It lost a little something in translation."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I stand corrected."

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Staff Yearbook

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.