Language Adventurers Mugs

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Campaign for Plain English

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Why we need poetry. . .

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

The Family Joules: Part 21

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Stick them up...'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.