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Do you have anything bigger?

'He heard a voice saying, 'if you build it, they will come.''

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Busy Gardener

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Gardener attacked by plants.

Doing the borders.

Gardener

"First time pruning?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Plant Lady

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

An Unexpected Guest.

Yardless: Please help

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

God's Subcontractors