Landmark Reforms T-Shirts

Saudi Arabia lifting women driving ban

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

Arizona In Black

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

Sick

Count on the People

Stethoscope line.

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

End Gun Violence

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

'-Must remember to empty that...'

Investigating Yourself

Abortion Ban

Women Have To Choose

Blind Justice with Missiles instead of Scales.

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

Supreme court chairs with IV bags

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

What do overcrowded prisons say about defense lawyers?

President Grant's Civil Service Reform is not to the Taste of Either Party, despite Professed Enthusiasm

Trump's Justice

How Americans Can Get Help

'The rich get rich, but what do the poor get?'

"It's recently come to my attention that all government agencies are doing absolutely nothing. You're all fired."

New Gun Legislation Ahead.

Stealing His Idea

Making Amends: I haven't harrassed anyone in weeks....My new career: I'll be a secretary....to a female executive. Women can harass em all they life. I sentence myself to house arrest for 30 days, make that 90 days.

Still Stuck in Phase I of Meaningful Use...

Robojudge US patent pending

"Thou shalt not kill. It's a sin. But people still commit murders, I'm happy to say. And the state kills the murderers...I'm twice as happy to say."

Really Depressing

'Isn't that your stockbroker?'

'I've gotten reports several of our employees are trying to make us look bad by applying for food stamps.'

"Excuse me, sir. Could I please have a word about the motivational posters?"