Landing A New Job Mugs

'Ma, I got that job. Get over here quick and show me how to wash dishes!'

The Rubber Ball Company

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

'Let's not go by the book.'

Butterfly Woman

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

Killer Executive Suits.

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'How fast can you hype?'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Others will fight for you

Carefree luggage.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Reach for the Star.

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"