Landing A Big Contract Pillows

Does that mean we got the War Office contract, Harris?

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

Money exchange

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

"And here you see where we successfully concluded the merger to everyone's mutual benefit."

'A hostile takeover just wasn't feasible, so we agreed to a hostile merger.'

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

'It's ok, he's signed - release his children.'

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"I'd prefer a win-win solution – but I'm open to just a win."

'The trick is to be gentle yet firm in negotiations. I prefer soft money and hard liquor.'

'There, but for the grace of an ironclad contract go I.'

'I can dream, can't I?'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

Just Merged.

'Everything is negotiable, including my integrity.'

' Even though you can't make heads or tails out of it, let me assure you, it is, heads we win, tails they lose.'

'The fine print can be read only if held up to a mirror.'

"Before we hire you, we'd like you to sign this non-compete agreement. It basically states that you won't work anywhere else for the rest of your life."

"I wasn't talking in my sleep. I was negotiating."

"From now on we’ll no longer pay your trucking company for driving for us. We’d like to be paid by you because you’re allowed to transport our great products!"

"Excuse me, One has not actually signed the agreement yet!"

Baseball contract signing gloves.

"Usually, I give a free estimate, but for lawyers, I charge a consultation fee."