Land-lovin' Cowpoke Gifts

A Grazing Shark

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Sick Rancher Humor

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

'God darn it Tex! I kept telling you if you keep on punching cows one day one is going to punch you back.'

Sorry Jerry, you've gone all muffly. Have you been shat on again?

'I must be going. Shawn is getting restless.'

How cowboys book their rides remotely.

"Ok stranger - you draw first...."

Cow Boy

A horse of a different color, and matching scarf.

'Hello Shitty.'

Agoraphobic Cowboys: 'Give me land, not much land, in a tight confining space please fence me in!'

1876: The Wild West

Cowboy takes selfie with his wanted poster.

Cow wrestling with ring through nose.

"Sorry, but they call themselves cowboys: so they must love us more than they love their horses..."

Cow Writers Block.

"If you're lookin' for treble, stranger, you've come to the right place!"

F&E Ranch. If it's all the same to you, I'd prefer a tattoo.

Careful, friend - Clem there has an itchy Twitter finger.

"And I don't want you tellin' those cowpokes back at the bar-zo 'bout this pillow!"