Land Conservation Pillows

Detour

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

North Pole

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Deforestation.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The Environmentalist

Nature versus commerce.

reincarnated worm...

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Polluted geese

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

The interested bystanders.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"I love you too, big guy."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."