Land And Sea Traveler Prints

Farmer and FIsherman

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Desert Island Meals.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Pina Coladas

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Vaccination Passport

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

The Decline of Europe

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Citizen of the world.

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

PIna Colada

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Fleeing Kabul

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'