Lakeside Adventurer Pillows

Bitchbark Canoe

'Thank-you God.'

Bad for you but to die for

Fly Fishing

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Fishing direction sign.

Cometh the Cow!

"Phew, that was close."

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

No Swimming Allowed

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Desert Island Dating.

Vacation Mobile

Son burying his dad in sand

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

Crabbing

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

Get a rockpool!

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