Lake Whisperer Pillows

Gone Fishing.

'I don't know what it is but something is scaring the fish.'

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Ice fisher.

"River well stocked this year."

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Turtle Hat

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Sale! Weed Whackers

Man fishing with large bait

Wolf Karaoke

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Reverse psychology

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

"I think it loves us."

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

Spindle Neurons