Lake Whisperer Pillows

Gone Fishing.

'I don't know what it is but something is scaring the fish.'

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Ice fisher.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"River well stocked this year."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Turtle Hat

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Wolf Karaoke

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Man fishing with large bait

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Reverse psychology

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I think it loves us."

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'Choose, Fenster