Laid Back Philosophers Mugs

Worried Too Much. Worries Too Little

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

Lance, I know I'm lying down on the job, but

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

'The lecture hall is very large and my seat is far back. I feel like I'm in a distance-learning program.'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe'."

'One of life's great mysteries...Why does it take four week's salary to pay for two week's holiday?.'

"We're just like one big happy family here."

"Sloth!"

'Could you ask me how school was later? Right now I'm off-line.'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Celestial reading lamp.

The end of the world is at hand: '10... 9... 8... 7...'

If it's broke, don't bother to fix it...

'I think you're our kind of people.'

'Don't tell me I've forgotten it's Causal Friday..?'

"I told you I wouldn't forget our anniversary, darling."

'Going with the flow isn't much of a philosophy, but it's all I have.'

"Hmm...I've looked all over the internet and not one call to ban airsoft pistols..."

Tonight's topic. Lifestyle: Being your best self. We don't actually have a "lifestyle" -- we just wing it.

'Now, if we could only figure out how to get them to work in the womb, we could get the work done even cheaper.'

"Whenever they low, I get high."