Laid Back Philosophers Mugs

Worried Too Much. Worries Too Little

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

"We're just like one big happy family here."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe'."

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

'One of life's great mysteries...Why does it take four week's salary to pay for two week's holiday?.'

'The lecture hall is very large and my seat is far back. I feel like I'm in a distance-learning program.'

"Sloth!"

'Could you ask me how school was later? Right now I'm off-line.'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Celestial reading lamp.

The end of the world is at hand: '10... 9... 8... 7...'

'I think you're our kind of people.'

"I told you I wouldn't forget our anniversary, darling."

'Don't tell me I've forgotten it's Causal Friday..?'

If it's broke, don't bother to fix it...

'Going with the flow isn't much of a philosophy, but it's all I have.'

"Hmm...I've looked all over the internet and not one call to ban airsoft pistols..."

'Now, if we could only figure out how to get them to work in the womb, we could get the work done even cheaper.'

"Whenever they low, I get high."