Ladies Night Enthusiast Mugs

Bar named 'Jerks' lures ladies with free drinks.

I could have danced all night!

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Romance

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

Bingo night.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

Dance.

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

Clubbing

The Walk of Shame

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Heart to heart talk.

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Film Lovers.

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Love Trap

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Romance

Lovers.

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'