Ladder Of Success Climber Prints

"And now, for our next contestant on 'Climb The Corporate Ladder'...!"

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Upward Progress

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

"It looks like the 'because I say so' has it."

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

"The boss can see you now."

'You lack the expertise we're looking for, Mr Wheaton - but darn it, I like your attitude.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Building business relations.

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

Texturing the Walls

'Here you are, Simmons!'

'You've spelt 'C.V.' wrongly.'

Ladder of Success.

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

"Firing is too good for you, Mike. I'm going to give you MY job instead!"

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

"Yes, I'm sure you do deserve further career advancement. But if I promote you again you'll have my job!"