Ladder Levelers Prints

'An MBA from Harvard is quite impressive. But you'll still have to start off at the bottom here. You start serving coffee in the cafeteria on Monday.'

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

Career opportunities

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

Upward Progress

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

"The boss can see you now."

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'Remember - Reilly's Chairman of the Board, but Henderson's the Alpha male.'

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

Building business relations.

Texturing the Walls

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

'Here you are, Simmons!'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson of the Board. One of you will be President.'

Ladder of Success.

"I'm beginning to think they replaced the ladder of success with a greased pole."

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

"Yes, I'm sure you do deserve further career advancement. But if I promote you again you'll have my job!"

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"The itsy-bitsy spider went up the corporate ladder. And he didn't care how many lives he ruined along the way. I know, this isn't the book Simon & Schuster wants. But it's the damn truth."

Painting