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"I dread the pear-picking season."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

Skiing.

First aid in mountains

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

Upward Progress

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

"The boss can see you now."

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

'Remember - Reilly's Chairman of the Board, but Henderson's the Alpha male.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Texturing the Walls

Building business relations.

'Here you are, Simmons!'

Ladder of Success.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson of the Board. One of you will be President.'

"I'm beginning to think they replaced the ladder of success with a greased pole."

"The itsy-bitsy spider went up the corporate ladder. And he didn't care how many lives he ruined along the way. I know, this isn't the book Simon & Schuster wants. But it's the damn truth."