Laboratory Scientist Pillows

"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events."

I don't suppose you'd like a last cigarette?

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're such a good listener."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Laboratory Retriever

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

Miami Mice

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Footballer and Bacteria.