Laboratory Sciences Mugs

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

You can relax now.

"Eureka! Details to follow."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'Catch this!'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

"Here comes the super-visor."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Lyme Disease Research Lab

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'ADN'