Labor Union Representative T-Shirts

'The grievance committee never comes to me with anything other than complaints.'

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

'Today, a protest by employees of the U.S. mint - they say they're making too much money.'

A case of runaway forklift Doctor. Do we offer him any compensation?

'On this final point we cannot negotiate...no more smooth jazz in the break room.'

"A worker is a human being? Why wasn't I informed of this??"

"When given a choice, a lot of them prefer eternal torment over being stuck in a 9 to 5 job."

"Why do you guys start getting all uptight whenever the subject of a free trade agreement comes up..?"

'The servers are on strike.'

Jimmy Hoffa in hell.

Week three, things started to get ugly.

Hold on until I punch the time clock.

Management and staff wage negotiations had reached a crucial stage.

The change of roles...

With these new Harper postmen, no more collective bargaining woes, boss!

Iberia Airline Cuts.

'Car maker management made big bucks screwing up for years, and can you believe, Republicans are blaming the UNIONS!'

"Santa is moving the toy shop to the South Pole to avoid paying union wages."

Your a steady worker. In fact you're motionless.

"Sometimes, what corporations and unions sign deserves a collective disagreement."

'I don't care where your union sympathies lie...everyone here gets a plain mug.'

'SIr, I urge you to try talking to the striking union workers before you do something you regret.'

RMT negotiations - "I see no Shapps."

'OK, you win... I'm open now to collective bargaining.'

Your pay increase didn't help.

"I'm afraid we'll have to postpone our contract talks. Our new negotiator quit. he won't work for the wages we pay."

"I don't want severance pay but I'm growing tired of sufferance pay."

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

Armstrong, you have been a terrible Scrooge and it has hurt many lives. Look: May I have my first cost of living wage increase in a decade? Next decade. Despair. I can't afford to upgrade my iPhone. Mistake. Who cued up the tale of Tiny Rudy?! Show me more despair.

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

It's a dogs life