Labor Union Advocate Pillows

"...but it's an elf and safety issue."

Unfair Working Conditions

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

The role of administration.

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

It's a dogs life

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

Jack in the box on strike.

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

"A wage increase to match inflation."

National Living Wage from April 1st.

"Instead of raising the minimum wage, we should lower it to $4.00 an hour and create more jobs. Plus, low wages would encourage car pooling."

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

Sick

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

NDAs for non VIPs

"Don't tell the employees, but management has acquired their union."

Wage Slavery

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

Progressive Democrats Like Elizabeth Warren Want a Higher Minimum Wage That Is Way Too Low

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

Pennybags Monster

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

The Trans Pacific Partnership! Negotiated in Secret! No input from labor, consumer, or environmental organizations...