Labor Rights Supporter T-Shirts

'We could have stopped her from taking our mine, if we'd been union miners!'

Disposable Wokers.

"Thank you for coming in on your day off, minion. It reflects well on your character." "I thought my job depended on it." "I don't know how you got that impression. I would never force you to come in on your day off. That would be illegal." "You said 'Come in on your day off. Your job depends on it.'" "Rudy, Rudy, Rudy... That's just a figure of speech." "You went on to say 'I mean it. That's not just a figure of speech.'" "That was a figure of speech too."

Unfair Working Conditions

"Santa, the elves are forming a union."

Pension Agreement - 'Do you mind if I put these on your brazier?'

We promise...

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

"Sometimes I wonder why we bother with unions these days."

"When do we get to go on strike?"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"We need a union!'

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Jack in the box on strike.

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

Telekinetics on strike...

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

The struggle for a decent payment.

The Trans Pacific Partnership! Negotiated in Secret! No input from labor, consumer, or environmental organizations...

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

Member of two trade unions

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

'In other words, we want you to get paid like our union employees.'

'The union card does it every time.'

"If we have rights to justice and a fair trial now, just think what we'll have 800 years from now!"

"When given a choice, a lot of them prefer eternal torment over being stuck in a 9 to 5 job."

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

"I'm letting you go because your work is no longer worth taking credit for."

USA Slavery